
My life is not boring by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, boring sounds like a nice vacation sometimes. Instead my days are full of bus stop pick ups and drop offs, laundry, cleaning up, making food, monitoring tree climbing, and many other things including lots of questions. I never in my life expected to be asked some of the things I have been asked in the last 5 or so years. Some of them have made me cry like the time D asked me, "Mom, if your grandma is dead, why can't you borrow daddy's grandma?" when he was 3 and I was looking at a picture of my grandma and got a bit teary when we looked through a family photo book together. It seemed so easy to him at the time, which of course was so sweet and made me cry even harder. But I have to say that most of the questions over the years have made me laugh. Here are just a few I fielded today from my kindergartener, "What do you think would happen if I had four arms?", "Are bigger spiders more deadly than tornadoes?", "Can I fill this squirt gun with soap and water and wash the bathroom mirror?"
It's funny because some of the questions have obvious answers, like "NO!" but many of them stop me in my tracks because I have no idea how to answer them. For example, last year, while I was standing in my kitchen, A asked me--out of nowhere--"Mom, do angels have nipples?" I am still confused as to where this came from and my response was, "I have no idea." Last week, when one of my children wanted something that happened to be in his sister's closet while she was napping, he asked me, "Mom, can I go into L's room and get something if I am as quiet as a germ?" This past winter when daddy was working late, my kids found my folder of temporary tattoos and A asked, "Mom, can I put 100 tattoos on my body?" I told him yes as long as I did not have to help. As you can see by the photo, he was not kidding.
Then there are the more serious questions that make me so thankful that I am the one who is here with my kids all day every day answering them. Last January, my first dog died and it was awful for all of us and in the weeks that followed the question that kept coming up was, "Mom, do you think Payton is in heaven?" Since I was the person who missed him the most I certainly was hoping so but in all honesty, I told them I did not know for sure but I wanted to believe that he was because I imagine heaven as a place where we are happiest and where we get to do all the things that made us happy on earth, including snuggling with our dogs. I am sure hoping my big oafy, "first baby" as I called him, is up there somewhere chasing tennis balls and eating peanut butter on everything because I know that is what made him happy.